Monday, August 30, 2010

Contradiction Has No Limits

I'm not on an anti-America crusade. On the contrary, I love Jersey Shore, Sarah Palin's outfits, the American Pie Movies and other cultural treasures which that magnificent country offers. But when America's health site,, publishes a piece called "America's Top 10 Healthiest Fast Food Restaurants", I get the urge to write a piece called "Britain's Top 10 Best Parents Under The Age Of 14".

Alfie Patten with his baby girl at 13, would obviously be my number one.