Say hello to the newcomer: Denny's Fried Cheese Melt.
Don't let the name fool you, it's not just some fried cheese on a hillbilly stick. Oh no. This is some upmarket shit. This is a gourmet creation which consists of "four fried mozzarella sticks and melted American cheese grilled between two slices of sourdough bread".
Ah, American Fast Food chains. Who needs Jersey Shore when we can get the crazy ass tacky shit they offer.