The AquAdvantage® salmon grows twice as fast as...well...natural and completely normal salmon and is cleverly made up by "a neat bit of DNA from an "eel-like creature" called the ocean pout that's been grafted onto a chinook salmon's growth hormone gene."
Yaaay! I hope they start selling this because I can't wait to see happy young sushi eaters skyrocketing in size from all the amazing genes they'll be eating. I mean I guess I could just watch people grow in a normal pace, but seriously? That's just sooo 2009.