Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Spam it!

The passengers on the luxury cruise ship which has been stranded in the pacific for two days have been forced to take a break from their beluga caviar and champagne. Instead, they are being given emergency Spam and Pop tarts supplied from airplanes.

Ew. Spam and Pop tarts. Seriously, does anyone even know what Spam is? And what trees do Pop tarts grow on? I wonder if I would eat canned meat and sugar on fake toast if I was on that ship? Probably not, I would raid the ship after some eatable plants lying around.

I feel bad for the luxury cruise shippers though. Or...no I don't. They were on a luxury cruise ship.


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