Introducing: LeWhif, the little smart tube which sprays chocolate powder straight into your mouth! LeWhif gives you the elusion of having that irresistible chocolate - without the calories! Yaaay. According to their website, LeWhif was invented by a Harvard Professor along with "student, designers, engineers and entrepreneurs".
That's what I've always wanted. An entrepreneur and a student, designing stuff in a lab for me to put into my body. Sigh.
Let's all have a silent minute today and honour the death of real food. Amen.