5 people in Germany have died due to E.Coli from cucumbers that were imported from Spain. It is sufficient to say that I think we live in such a screwed up world where cucumbers are killing people. Really taste that sentence: Cucumbers. Are. Killing. People.
But we planted these, so I guess we're killing ourselves. Note to self: Grow my own.
Update 3 minutes later: Omg. OMG. I just remembered I had a tomato and cucumber salad with my lunch. Ok I'm freaking out right now.